In case you haven't noticed, I have a huge love-hate relationship with you.
I mean, Bangs, you're trendy and cute and in-style. You add that little extra-something without getting too drastic...what's not to love about you?!
But Bangs, my husband prefers to have me all to himself... without you. He hasn't actually asked me to break things off, but just prefers me to be without you. I hope you can understand!
And the more I think about it, Bangs, you make my forehead sweat and grease up.
You're too hot for the Summer, but ooooh, Fall is coming up and it's my favorite time of year. By the time I'm done going to football games, drinking pumpkin spice lattes, watching the leaves change and making chili, I have a feeling I'll be bored and antsy...and I may even take things into my own hands as I have so many times...and bring you back into my life!
But for now, I will slowly part ways with you.
We're really coming to the end you know. It's getting kinda messy...even ugly. You're slowly fading away from a cute side Bang.
Now you're too long to look cute, but too short to do much with aside from clipping you back and forgetting about you.
So we'll tangle and weave our way around together and hold on for the last few moments that we have...until you're gone for good (or until I get bored AGAIN).
Then someday soon, my hair will be all grown out and long and our days together will be a thing of the past.
Oh Bangs, it's not you...it's me.
I hope we can still be friends!
Love, Jen.
